Howdy, I'm Kayla and I like different cultures and stuff. I'm a hopeless romantic and I love my soldier so much ❤️1/22/14 ❤️ be yourself , love one another👫👬 and realize that you're awesome👏🙌 and smoking hot to somebody. ✌️
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
Fireman: It’s against the law to burn anything except trash in your own yard ma’am.
Bernadine: It is trash.one of the best movie scenes ever…
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
things that are way harder than they should be:
- spreading cold butter on soft bread
- getting a good education
- sacrificing a child for the glory of our lord satan in public
- loving whoever you want
- getting asked to go on a date i mean seriously damn